4. You saturate everything with hot sauce before you even taste it because, come on.
7. Your friends only made the mistake of asking for a bite of your Thai food once.
8. You laugh in the face of threatening hot sauce names.
9. And labels.
12. You are solely responsible for your office’s hot sauce stash, and you curate it with the intensity of an art director at the Louvre.
14. Your co-workers ask you for advice about which kind of hot sauce to use on their lunches.
18. You carry your own personal bottle around wherever you go.
19. You’ve eaten so much hot sauce that this is you eating those peppers at the Olive Garden:
24. Your local restaurant server knows all about your addiction — and is always prepared.
25. You’ve started several fights by insisting on visiting hot sauce stores when you’re on a family vacation.
27. You’re pretty sure your tastebuds have gone the way of Charlie Sheen’s career, but you don’t care because THIS IS LOVE.
