{"id":343,"date":"2015-11-25T13:45:16","date_gmt":"2015-11-25T18:45:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/haicoshotsauce.com\/?p=343"},"modified":"2018-07-18T17:49:12","modified_gmt":"2018-07-18T21:49:12","slug":"27-signs-youre-in-a-serious-relationship-with-hot-sauce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haicoshotsauce.com\/27-signs-youre-in-a-serious-relationship-with-hot-sauce\/","title":{"rendered":"27 Signs You\u2019re In A Serious Relationship With Hot\u00a0Sauce"},"content":{"rendered":"

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1.<\/span> If your sinuses haven\u2019t turned to Nickelodeon Gak and dripped out your nose after a meal, you feel empty and unsatisfied.<\/h2>\n
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2.<\/span> You have YOUR brand.<\/h2>\n
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3.<\/span> Or, let\u2019s be honest, BRANDS.<\/h2>\n
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4.<\/span> You saturate everything with hot sauce before you even taste it because, come on.<\/h2>\n
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5.<\/span> You have EXTREME emotions about being either pro- or anti-Tabasco.<\/h2>\n
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6.<\/span> AND Sriracha. Don\u2019t even get you STARTED on Sriracha.<\/h2>\n
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7.<\/span> Your friends only made the mistake of asking for a bite of your Thai food once.<\/h2>\n
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8.<\/span> You laugh in the face of threatening hot sauce names.<\/h2>\n
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9.<\/span> And labels.<\/h2>\n
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10.<\/span> You have a favorite flavor of Cholula.<\/h2>\n
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11.<\/span> When choosing your packets at Taco Bell, you have only one request:<\/h2>\n
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12.<\/span> You are solely responsible for your office\u2019s hot sauce stash, and you curate it with the intensity of an art director at the Louvre.<\/h2>\n
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13.<\/span> This is what your eggs always look like:<\/h2>\n
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14.<\/span> Your co-workers ask you for advice about which kind of hot sauce to use on their lunches.<\/h2>\n
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15.<\/span> Everyone else after they eat kimchee:<\/h2>\n
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16.<\/span> You:<\/h2>\n
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17.<\/span> Your kitchen utensils have melted under the power of the SAUCE.<\/h2>\n
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18.<\/span> You carry your own personal bottle around wherever you go.<\/h2>\n
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19.<\/span> You\u2019ve eaten so much hot sauce that this is you eating those peppers at the Olive Garden:<\/h2>\n
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20.<\/span> You keep at least one bottle on your desk for bland-lunch emergencies.<\/h2>\n
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21.<\/span> When you spot another person dousing their food in the sauce, you\u2019re like:<\/h2>\n
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22.<\/span> This is what the backseat of your car looks like:<\/h2>\n
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23.<\/span> Your friends bring you back hot sauce souvenirs from their travels.<\/h2>\n
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24.<\/span> Your local restaurant server knows all about your addiction \u2014 and is always prepared.<\/h2>\n
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25.<\/span> You\u2019ve started several fights by insisting on visiting hot sauce stores when you\u2019re on a family vacation.<\/h2>\n
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26.<\/span> OR you\u2019ve planned a whole trip around a hot sauce EXPO.<\/h2>\n
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27.<\/span> You\u2019re pretty sure your tastebuds have gone the way of Charlie Sheen\u2019s career, but you don\u2019t care because THIS IS LOVE.<\/h2>\n
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